I got this non-item from my parents as a souvenir from Turkey. Why - i really can't tell. My sister and brother (!) got ones too. Probably some skilled vendor mesmerized my slightly drunken parents under the magical stars of the semi-orient or something. We all applied it on a family dinner and it was hysterical as everybody looked like homespun trannies as the green turned to the ugliest pinkish red you can imagine. Well, it was fun, i think the actual present was the laughter - and so i can ditch the bitch stick with a clear conscience.
